MORE FUNNY QUOTES FROM IRELAND ‘A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.’ ‘How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.’ ‘All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.’ ‘Money can’t buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.’ Spike Milligan ‘In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.’ ‘I spent a lot of good money on drink, women and cars. The rest I just squandered’ George Best ‘Money does not make you happy but … Continue reading More Funny Quotes From Ireland